You hear a chugging sound...

Misconceptions derived from Roguelike names

Being new to Crawl (due to the tournament this August) I thought I should point out why
i never used to play it before. It's my knees - that can't be healthy!!

He's a jelly good fellow

deki asked me to make one out of an idea I had during our IRC chat. I guess when something like 'imagine this...' comes up, it's worth considering making a comic out of it.
On a side note, gelatinous cubes really got into my mind when I was watching that new Katy Perry video. Check out 1:34.

Lucky Metallivores

Vendor of Yizard Advert #5

Vendor of Yizard Advert #4

Vendor of Yizard Adverts #3

Vendor of Yizard Adverts #2

Vendor of Yizard Adverts #1

More to come :)

Generalization Failure

This is an allegory. It basically says, once you think you have figured out the system, it comes and screws you bad ;)

Viva la Vuvuzela

Everyone makes fun out of vuvuzelas. Don't expect me to miss out.

More than a mouthful?

This is an hommage to robbje (from #nethack.de) as was requested by airmack. He had a famous epic fail when his high level character choked on a fortune cookie.

Rock'n'Roll

Just some random fun :)

Vendor of Yizard Merchandise

If you want the real deal, you have to pay the real price ;)

Bad luck comes to those who wait

Just to let you know. Until you're standing on the altar, you can still die :)

Spacesuit Technology

Ever wondered where the characters could do their....err...i guess not.
Well, I did. And here it is!

This Love #2

I bet i could've come up with loads more...

This Love #1

know this song by Maroon 5? I thought the text fits this situation, if changed slightly.

A Roundhouse Kick in the Face of Real Players

REALLY no comment.

Narcology Experiments

Its really silly, and not one of the best, but I post it for completeness.

Satellite Wisdom

An hommage to Lena Meyer-Landruth who won the Grand Prix d'Eurovision for Germany,
while at the same time making fun of her accent.

Generic Upgrade

Self-Explanatory :)

First Magic Lesson

Ok it's silly - but its funny.

High-Pressure Cooking

Don't you sometimes question the causal relationships between certain things? I do, and I apply it to nethack and abuse it for my humour. This is what comes out.

Mindflayer Fun #4

Self-Explanatory

Mindflayer Fun #3

Makes you think whether it's in the mindflayer's interest when he makes you forget things...

Into the Dark

Ever wondered why sometimes the mines are lit and sometimes they're dark. Here you go.

Easy Living in the Mazes of Menace

Thoughts of a tired adventurer.

A Question of taste

I love vanilla! But recently I've also taken a liking to chocolate!

Self Delusionary Food

Name it like you want ;) It won't help!

A Summer treat

No comment....its too hot!

CSI: Nethack

Really self-explanatory.

The Laws of Metaphysics

The thought arose how nethack characters would react to us playing around with their options.
This is what I made out of it.

Orderly Fashion

It took my friends in #nethack some time to figure this one out (some were faster, other were slower). The closest monster is supposed to be a mumak.

A New Dynasty

Minetown has been taken over, and it's not a friendly takeover.
Please don't think I'm racist or anti-asian ;) this was just inspired by the series final of Boston Legal. People who have seen it will understand.

The writing supposedly means 'wealth'.

Wishful thinking

Self-Explanatory...
notice how I have switched to multi-step comics for good now, wherever its appropriate.

Neutral Prayers

This is the first picture I did in the new series, sometime April or May 2010.
The German text is a slightly changed children's prayer rime originally meaning

Dear God make me pious, so I can get to heaven.

In this version it reads

Dear Thoth make me pious, so I reach the Castle.

Exponential g-rowth

This isnt really a joke, more an allegory. Ever seen gremlins around water? Imagine they get so many you could walk over them to cross the water...

Lisa Simpson Story

This one is hard to understand when you aren't a Simpsons fan. In one of the episodes, there is a reference to a 5th level vegan being a person who mustn't eat anything that throws a shadow.
Making a mastodon corpse, which is a massively huge animal, invisible, is a very nice way to stick to that rule and still eat the steak of your life.

Female Bots #6

This is not about a loop, but rather an image of how a female bot might prioritize which items to pick up and which not.

Female Bots #5

Less a bot than the others ;)

Female Bots #4

By then it was clear to me that even stretching the theme to 4 was too much, and I would never reach the ten. But that didnt keep me from doing another 2, then without the headline, hoping people would forget that I had promised 10.

Female Bots #3

Ok, it's a clichee, but that doesnt mean I can't exploit it for my blog...

Female Bots #2

No comment needed.

Female Bots #1

I started this series during the /devnull 2009 tournament when some people were discussing the performance of their bots running into loops. Most of the bots were valkyries, so I used my 'absurdification' technique to blame it on that fact, rather than on a flaw in the bot's code.

Cookies ++

Anyone who wonders what Medusa holds in her hand. It's a cookie with a leaf printed on it.

A Late Introduction

Now, after you have seen some of my pictures, let me tell you the story of my life...

...or not.

Rather, I tell you that if you are interested in NetHack and its derivatives, the best way to find a great crowd of people to enjoy it with is to go to IRC, load up freenode and /join #nethack.de, #nethack and/or #unnethack.

I will be there often, as will a lot of friendly and helpful people.

Well but then again, you probably know all of this already, because I assume most of the people who read my blog come from there.

I started drawing comics some time before the /devnull tournament in 2009, and have been since. Ideas come irregularly, sometimes none, sometimes many, but I suggest you check by regularly if you don't want to miss out on something funny.

Financial Dreams

This is one of my pictures that I didn't intend to publish, but airmack from #nethack.de on freenode insisted I should, saying he liked it. And who am I to deny such a nice request?

Mindflayer Fun #2

My first try at a pun. Remember, it's not funny when you hear the word, it becomes funny when you start imagining what it would really mean and how it's erveryday life would look like. :)

Mindflayer Fun #1

No explanation needed. i think it's one of the most obvious jokes, its so obvious I can't possibly have been the first or only one to have made it.

Nightclub alchemy

Another mention of the infamous Vendor. Just a quick visit to the imaginary land of what you could do with specific items if you combined them to create something completely new.